Frequently Asked Questions

Membership Details
Please bring one form of ID each on your first visit as we CANNOT issue membership without this. Driving License, Utility Bill or Passports are fine. Your id is used to verify your address and is not used for ANY other purpose, we NEVER send post out.

Where are you based?
Please call for address details before making your first visit. We take your and our privacy seriously and do not give out the address anywhere on this site, you should ring and ask to be put on the guest list and directions will be given on the evening of your attendance at the club.

How do we join?
Membership can never be guaranteed over the phone. You may be required to be introduced by another club member.

On your first visit, each person will be asked for identification. This is absolutely essential for security reasons, so please understand that we can't let you join without ID. Acceptable forms of ID include: Driving license, Passport, Utility bill (gas, electricity etc) Passport or Military ID card.

Will I have to give my name & address? Yes, but don't worry. Your personal information is kept absolutely confidential, and is NEVER given to anyone. This is a common practice in the majority of clubs. After becoming members, you will be given a membership card with just your membership number and names on it.

When are you open?
Saturday night from 8.00pm till 1.30 am for Couples, Single Girls and a limited number of Single Guys (who must have been to a Wednesday or Friday night a few times, single guys are advised to call and ask to have your name put on the guest list, or you may not get in on a Saturday).

Wednesday for greedy girl parties. 8.00 till Midnight (ish).

Friday for mixed night 8.00 till 1.30am.

Do we have to "do anything"?
No! There is opportunity but no pressure in our Club.
If you just want to stay together or maybe have a chat with someone and use the facilities that's not a problem. We provide the facilities, any more is up to you.

You won't get pushed into anything you don't want to be involved in.

We do understand that you may feel a little nervous. Please don't worry. Clubf is a pressure free club, and no one HAS to do anything at all.

Still nervous? Give us a call.

We're coming for the first time and are nervous?
Everyone gets nervous on their first visit to a club. Just take the night at your own pace, you're not going to be forced to do anything.

Everyone in clubf is non-judgmental and open minded, we are all different and we are all friendly.

What if I see someone I know?
We cannot pretend this does not happen, from time to time it does, BUT, there is an unwritten rule in swinging clubs (and elsewhere) that says ‘Whatever happens in the club, stays in the club' and remember everyone is here because they have a common interest (and its not fishing).

How do we meet people?
Simply say hello and have a chat. Everyone who comes to the club are friendly and relaxed, they won't bite... (unless you ask them to!)

Can we have sex with anyone we like?
Provided it's with their consent, yes. Never assume you have their consent... always ask.

I am nervous and don't want to play in public?
On Saturday Nights there are private rooms, if you would like to play in another more private area then we do hire the hotel rooms (if any are available) the cost is £10 per couple.

What are the best nights to join?
If you think you want busy then any Saturday, especially theme party nights, are usually busy nights.

Single Guys - You can only join Wed or Fri, they are equally as busy/quiet nowadays, it all depends who decides to come out to play!

Single Girls - You can join anytime you wish. Its started to get a bit like a girls night out on Fridays, great fun!

I am a single female but I want to try this, can I come alone?
For sure you can and you will be made very welcome.

This is a great environment to meet people in, you are safe and it's discreet. If you want to arrange to meet someone here then you can come along, knowing if they don't turn up, well you wont sit there looking lonely... also knowing that if they do turn up but you don't get on, well you can both chat to others and it wont have been a wasted night.

I am a single guy and don't want to admit it, but it makes me nervous to come along?
Everyone was nervous to begin with, you will not be the first and certainly wont be the last, remember, the best thing to do is talk to people, don't sit alone in the corner, get out and chat, don't stand with groups of lads or follow the ladies and couples about, its intimidating for ladies, introduce yourself and chat to people, go in the hot tub, have a sauna, chat at the bar.

Please remember that this club is not a brothel and at no point can we do any more than provide facilities.

How many people come along?
This question gets asked all the time and it really is impossible to say, its however many people feel like coming on the night, its really down to you, if everyone comes that wants to, then the night will be busy, if everyone waits till they know who else is coming then the night may be quiet...

Generally, but not always, Wednesdays is quite quiet, with a mixture of visiting businessmen/ladies and regular members, Friday is usually fairly balanced with single guys and couples and Saturdays is predominantly a couples night.

Every night is different and every night has a different atmosphere.

I visited once and didn't enjoy it?
As every night has a different atmosphere then it's difficult to judge on one night alone, so if you still want to try, well do it, nothing ventured, nothing gained as they say.

I have been to other clubs and people were rude.
Clubs are generally friendly places, but if someone is rude or disrespectful then come and tell one of the staff as this will not be tolerated, remember we do have the dungeon and it does have whips in it...

Do you have shower facilities?
We certainly do.

If I decide I want to stay over after I arrive, will this be possible?
If we have a room then that is no problem, rooms are from £25 (shared room in a double, double) £35 (single double, private room) on Fridays and £40 (shared) or £50 (private) on Saturdays (this includes your entry to the club).

If we don't have a room then you can crash (cost £10), we provide you with a duvet and a pillow and you find somewhere to sleep.

Please note that rooms, particularly the private rooms at weekends and all the rooms on theme party nights do get booked up well in advance.

Do you supply towels?
We supply towels, there is a £2.00 cost to hire one, or you can bring your own for free, we have safe and secure lockers to keep your belongings in.

Do you sell alcohol?
No, unfortunately we can't sell you alcoholic drinks, but you are welcome to bring your own. Please do not bring too much to drink as the aim of the club is to enjoy yourself and not to get drunk. Anyone we consider to be drunk may be asked to leave the club.

Do you take credit cards?
I am sorry but we do not have this facility yet.

I am already a member of another club, do I still have to join?
I am afraid that all clubs are independently operated and membership is generally required by all clubs.

Soft Drinks, Tea, Coffee etc.
We do not have a drinks license but we do ask that you buy your soft drinks etc from us, we also have crisps, chocolate, toasties etc.

Can I smoke in the club?
No sorry but you can step out side in our court yard for a tab or two in privacy.

Do you have a drugs policy?
Clubf has a very strict drugs policy. We don't allow drug use under any circumstances, anyone found abusing this policy will be asked to leave and have their membership revoked, so please don't try.

Do you have any other rules?
All we ask is that you respect other members and the club itself. Always remember that "NO" means "NO".

Remember, if you are happy, then we are happy, if you come and have any suggestions or constructive feedback, then tell Sue, if we can change things we will, if we can't, well we can't. (But we will try).